The little fellow used to stop by every morning for a nice hot cuppa freshly brewed Starbuck's coffee and I'll tell you, we had some very in depth conversations. He never managed to finish his coffee and, thinking perhaps he didn't care for the rich brew, I switched to a less costly, store brand. After that first cup, he hasn't returned. Do you think I insulted him? Would a nice gift basket by way of an apology be an appropriate gesture? I really miss the camaraderie. There is a nice Dachshund down the street but he's rather opinionated so I don't know if I'd get along with him as well as I do the cat. Any advice?
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Did you, or did you not, originally serve the kitty's coffee in a saucer decorated with kitties and pussy-willows? And did you, or did you not, on the day you served kitty the off-brand coffee, serve it in a saucer decorated with Sights of the St Louis Fair of the early 1900s? I put it to you that your feline friend has hit the road to try and meet Esther and Tootie and their family's cat, humming a chorus of "Meet Me in St. Louis, Louie". I suggest you grab the nearest trolley and clang-clang-clang yourself out that way, bearing a can of tuna and some fresh-roast, to offset feline disillusionment.
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