Sunday, January 16, 2011

How do I keep a NASA astronaut from stalking me?

I keep getting threatening emails that I am being watched from some nasa.gov email address. I get pictures of my house from space including infrared photos showing me. I thought I was watching a meteor shower but it seems to be localized to where I am at. I went out of town for a few days and found a used adult sized diaper sitting on my doorstep. My satellite dish only gets some wierd webcam of someone floating in no gravity on all channels. I keep getting gift baskets of Tang and toothpaste style food. Someone decorated a flower garden in my yard using real moon rocks. I opened my garage and found a stolen moon rover parked in it. It was supposed to be sunny skies but there is some kind of space shuttle shaped shadow continously over my house. I received a bouquet of flowers not indeginous to earth.
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LOL you are funny! I guess the moral of the story is never mess with an astro-NUT's man/woman! Stop now before they break out the anal probes loaned to them by the aliens!
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