What not to get a woman for Valentine's day?

Hey there people. I made a list of things I personally dislike getting for Valentine's day. I felt clueless guys could use a little hint. Feel free to add to it. What not to get a grown woman for Valentine's day: 1. Those cheap heart shaped chocolate boxes they sell at places like Rite Aid, CVS, or your local supermarket. The chocolates are gross, have too much sugar anyway (acne and weight gain), and make me fat (I'm on a diet. Aren't we always). 2. Lingerie, especially if you don't know my size or if I'm not 100% happy with my body as are most women in America (stretch marks, flab, cellulite). 3. Cheap gift baskets with cheap Chinese made soaps, lotions, body sprays, bath salts, bubble bath, etc. That nasty stuff just makes my skin itch and makes me smell bad. If you're going to get me something to put on my body, make sure it comes from a nice, local business that makes organic products or products that actually will make my skin glow for a change. Something that women's magazines tell me is good for my body or something I can instantly tell is classy. 4. Cheap perfume. Do you see a pattern with the cheap stuff here? I don't want to smell like an old lady that picked up something at a 99 cents store to cover up her body odor. 5. Dinner at a really crowded restaurant when you haven't even made the reservation. Even if you did, I'm not waiting in line for half an hour or longer to get a seat at a place so busy it'll take forever to get the menu to begin ordering the food. And you know Valentine's evening at that one place you've been wanting to take me to will be crowded with hungry couples. 6. A store bought card with a personal note only a sentence or two long written by you and signed at the last minute. I'd rather you wrote me a song or a heart felt letter, and if you can't sing or can't write, at least try to compose a simple rhyming poem. Most kids in elementary school can do at least that. 7. Red roses. Many women may disagree here, but I think wildflowers from your backyard or a bouquet of locally grown, brightly colored flowers will do laborers and the environment more good. Plus, it's unique. However, now that I think about it, there's nothing really wrong with long stemmed red roses. They really are gorgeous. 8. Sex if I'm on my period and have really bad cramps or if for any reason, I'm not up to it. And there are many reasons why women would deny sex to their partners. 9. The latest electronic gadget that you've been wanting to have for yourself. I know you'll borrow it from me anyhow. 10. I really wanted to make a complete list of 10, but can't think of any thing else. Feel free to add to the list of things you don't want for Valentine's day or make a list of things you really do want.
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li like lingerie and roses : D!! i'm happy with my body and so is my b/f. i agree with the cheap stuff though. for your number 10,it should be: Super cheesy stuffed animals holding hearts. The kind of stuffed animals that are oversized, hot pink and came from a big bin at walmart. gag
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