My SIL once gave me a homemade basket with bright neon purple trim. (My entire house was done in earth tones.) Someone had taken store bought breads and sprayed them with some type of a clear finish. Needless to say, the breads molded.
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Gift came from the man I was married to at the time: I had been out of town all week. I came home and he handed me a piece a paper with a clue on it. I followed the clue to find other clues hidden around the house. My "gift" was sitting in the bathtub behind the shower curtain. I took one look and was stunned. "Idiot" had gone to the florist and picked out what he thought was a beautiful silk floral arrangement. It was, in fact, what florists refer to as a "cemetary pot". It was an arrangement of silk flowers that you send to a funeral home or buy to place at a grave site!!!! I just looked at him and said, "Are you trying to tell me something?" Needless to say, he returned it!!!
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