we're learning about napoleon right now and the french Revolution. i need to make up a political joke there was an example: a drawing of a woman with a basket at the bakery saying "how are we supposed to pay for bread when they're taking all our dough?" (dough meaning money) i seriously need help with this and i don't know where to start because i am not gifted in this area. PLEASE help me
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A British Captain and his Officers are dining in the Great Cabin of a Frigate. The Captain says to his 1st Lieutenant, 'look at those two weevils, there on the plate: which would you choose?' The 1st Lt says, 'I don't know Sir, not much to choose between them.' The Captain persists: 'But, if you had to make a choice, which would you choose?' The 1st Lt replies, 'Allright, seeing as you've forced me into a corner, I'd choose the right-hand one. It's altogether bigger.' The Captain laughs and says, 'Have you forgotten your training? In the Navy, we always choose the "lesser of two weevils"!' Laughter all round, and the 1st Lt cringes with embarassment.
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