Which redneck gift basket would u want if u had to choose one?

http://www.pappywishbone.com/Redneck-Gif… I'm getting one for my father-in-law as a b-day gift, he has a good sense of humor, but I don't know which one would be best... HELP
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minnie minnie minimo!? coz they are all for rednecks hopoly you won't heart your Father-In-Law's feelings
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