My ex husband converted to Islam while working in the Middle East, on a government contract, now there is always a white van in the street in front of my house. Should I offer them coffee and donuts, or should I go over and ask them if I could borrow a cup of sugar? Or maybe a nice gift basket with some wine and cheese?
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I would dig a big hole in your yard and carry a large wooden box and while looking around constantly bury it. Every once in a while in the middle of the night take a spotlight and make signals like towards a satellite. Then to really get to the watchful eyes in the van, turn your tv towards the outside window and keep putting adult movies. On a serious note I worked in a company near a TSA office. Often times there would be TSA agents in the elevator which is completely mirrored inside. There was one figity guy I use to play with all the time. I would move my hand quickly to run through my hair and he would jump. One day I had my back to him the whole time but staring at him with the mirror. He would try not to notice me. I miss that guy, he was fun.
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