Which of these is the best way to get your girlfriend to break up with you?

A) make a youtube video of you shaving off her eyebrows while she's passed out B) Tell her that her mom's better in bed C) Introduce her in public as "a temporary layover before my final destination" D) Give her a gift basket of mouthwash, deodorant, feminine deodorant spray, a razor, and dandruff shampoo
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XD A) or D)
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