so far, I have estrogen pills, depilatory, granny panties, anti-wrinkle cream, age-spot lightener, nice-n-easy to cover the grey, tweezers, and a good firm pillow. Am I leaving anything out ? Any other suggestions? thank you. disclaimer: I am a 40+ er, too, so I know whereof I speak.
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An electric scooter (so she can run down all those pesky kids...even pushy stroller moms won't be a match for her!) A guarantee for the room with a view in the senior citizens home. Orthopedic shoes. A dull purple sweatsuit outfit. The Golden Girls on box set (I'll have one for xmas thanks!) A free hysterectomy (how will you fit it in the gift basket? just drop her off at the hospital with 100 bucks I guess?) Maybe throw in a mink stole? And add my name to the gift tag, please- I mean, look at all the hard work I put into this present! Happy birthday Mozz!
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