Which of these is the best way to get your girlfriend to break up with you?

A) make a youtube video of you shaving off her eyebrows while she's passed out B) Tell her that her mom's better in bed C) Put Nair in her shampoo D) Give her a gift basket of mouthwash, deodorant, feminine deodorant spray, a razor, and dandruff shampoo
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Hmmm either A) or C) or B)..... I think C) would be pretty instant though.
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