Campaign Slogans (10pts) ?

I need some original & fresh slogans for work. I need action words no more than 8 or 9 to motivate/inspire people to work, recycle and improve attendance! Anything from G to R rated is fine longs its funny/hip and inspirational. We may do a gift baskets so slogans need to fit on coffee mugs or mousepads, maybe t-shirts. Thanks
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True spirituality is a wake up call. Very few people in the world are really awake. Hence there is so much of sorrow and frustration. To be alert is to be awake. An alert person will not blame others but awaken himself. One has to learn to drive with care, as life has no spare. When God gives us problems, it is to humble us and not to tumble us. When one is alert, one can transform poison into medicine. Fear of loss exists in one who has not seen the joy of what one has. 'Be romantic in the company of females, but be aware that the Hawaii girls throw trouble makers out of the boat.' Love exists in the absence of the ego. In the eye of love a different quality of beauty opens up. The whole purpose of life is to sense an opportunity to see the magical morning within.
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