Three blond friends died together. They found themselves standing in front of the pearly gates with St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter heaven, they had to tell him what Easter was about. The first blond said, Easter is a big holiday where we give thanks, have a big feast and eat turkey. No said St. Peter. You don't get in. The second blond said, Easter is the holiday that we celebrate Jesus' being born of the virgin and give gifts to each other. No. The third blond said, Well, I know what Easter is all about. Easter is a Christian holiday which coincides with the Jewish Passover. After Jesus celebrated Passover with His disciples, He was betrayed by Judas and turned over to the Romans. They crucified Him on a cross. After He died, they buried him in a tomb and put a huge boulder in front of it. Very good! said St. Peter. The blond continued. Now, every year, Jews roll the stone away and Jesus comes out. If He sees his shadow, we play basket ball for six more months.
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Lol that made me feel better... today I was sick and pulled a hamstring
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